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The fear of mispeling
is very similar in nature to sudoriophobia which is the fear
of sweating. There is a social stigma to both illness. The difference,
of course, is that sudoriophobia is a real illness curable by
frequent showing and the "fear of mispeling" is a figment
of an overactive imagination, actually an overactive imagination
in a big hurry. This fear is often misdiagnosed as illiteracy
or unliterate depending on which side of the street you live
on.
SYMPTOMS
The most noteworthy
symptom is the addiction to spellcheckers. Frequent hording of
pink erasures. Owning multiple dictionaries from different publishers.
Mild seizures caused by such words as receive, liquefy, separate, ecstasy, cemetery,
broccoli, or sacrilegious. Acute syptoms: compulsive proofreading
without invitation.
This illness
is not unlike dyslexia where sounds and shapes are commonly reversed.
The classifications of misspelling errors themselves are actually
external manifestations of subconscious desires. For example,
to repeatedly misspell the word "received" over the
duration of many years is indicative the sufferer has never "received"
anything. All of the resentment bubbles to the surface in misspelling.
Misspelling analysis is a new discipline and worthy of the most
serious consideration.
There are new
theories that misspelling is related to Melanophobia, another Cypher illness
which is the fear of boredom. Essentially the "speling"
suffer just wanders off between letters. To them, the space between
letters is an eternity of boredom.
There are over 988 different
misspellings of the word 'saucer'. This shows the intensity of
boredom.
Many misspellings
are just "creative or alternative "spellings and can
be improperly interpretted. Alternative spelling is indicative
of immense self-confidence but lousy self-esteem. These are the
people who are not afraid to make fools of themselves purely
to entertain collegues. Being dumb is actually very, very cool.
PRESCRIPTION &
CURE
Errors in writing that
involve sound-alike words (homophones) are known as "wrong
word" errors. Such errors are more significant than simple
spelling mistakes, since they involve word-level confusion.
Their is know nown kure.
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