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Please select your favorite disorder below.
Symptoms & Prescription

M A C R O M A N C Y

The worship of large odd objects.

M E L A N O P H O B I A

The fear of boredom.

O Z P H I L L I A

Abnormal attraction to tornados
and ruby red slippers.

T H O O M P E M E S I S

Nausea encountered when sucked into
an invisible vortex.

S P I R O M A N C Y

Extreme obsession with swirly thingies.

U M B L I C A T A R D

The fear of growing up.

L I N G U I C I D E

The fear of mispeling.